21

Links:
- why is this so good?
- female athletes
- sarah silverman hot? i'm gonna say no
- full tiger attack

19th? no idea.

Links:
- This is awesome. nascar is for morons

late addition

- golf instruction

TOday tHe 17Th

Links:
- even steven MEGAPOST!
- a guy walks into a bar...
- cancer proof your body
- there's always hope
- 10 "curb" moments
- colbert on simpsons
- brian and stewie open the emmys
- bikes are dangerous
- emily (nsfw)

Today the tired

Links:
- illusions
- smart people don't need mba's
- tony jaa can kill you
- pretty close. better than most
- old school colbert and carell on jon stewart
- ...and again
- lions are ugly

Happy Jew Year

marriage material if ever it existed

ht21 eht yadot

- bored
- leave britney alone!

pranks

the prank

the retaliation

e2

in case you missed it:
britney bombing on mtv vma's

Today the e

Links:
- hooters bikinis
- soaking cork
- college girls of the day
- lohan
- give him change!
- 13.4 gigapixel camera
- the impossible quiz 2
- supermad

Today the 7th?

Links:
- movie quiz
- gemma atkinson
- 40 interesting sites
- firefox 3 coming soon
- new 'hardly working' vids
- better than price is right
- bevy of brit girls
- engrish
- tiny animals

Tdoay het tuseyda

Links:
- new ipod
- list of hot redheads
- greatest audition tapes
- who???? (who cares)
- chocolate rain cover
- five-star!
- ali-g on nba

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Links:
- craziest woman fighter ever!
- look at this if you have a wii
- blonde
- performance anxiety

i'm hungry. be back later.

Today the boobs

Links:
- lindsay lohan likes to have the sex
- "supertits"
- brits
- girls next door
- teen choice awards

Today is a friday

Links:
- accidentally caught this on tv. pretty cool
- some good advice (i didn't actually read it all)
- more advice: 6 fitness myths
- now nerds can put out an entire album!!
- gay and cool and good, but gay, but good
- cool art, and a cool new plane.
- pretty good, not spectacular
- most elaborate online game i've seen

Today, ho, hey

Links:
- good quiz's's's
- beyonce's wardrobe malfunction
- not sure who this is but - yes please
- white guy dunks... well
- i want one
- carell new movie
- get swept up in the fun

Today the mootbox

Links:
- photo without flash, photo with flash.
- this can't be legal
- thank god for warning labels
- someone should kill james blunt
- best conan characters
- ha!
- turtles hate cats too
- blonde + trampoline - shirt = awesome
- a full terminator is next
- the brits are getting it right
- i like this game

Today the fa fa

Links:
- check this out... especially if you're into making ads
- what americans hate
- btw - she's 15. pervert
- nails and toothpick art
- paul mccartney making mashed potatoes. (exactly)
- blonde
- i am the werewolf!!
- 5 new shows
- heidi montag new song

Today Giggity

Links:
- removable permanent tattoos, very cool
- free candy
- bosses chair
- fuck the wii, i want one of these
- yes, yes, yes... next stop M.A.S.K
- smartest boxer ever, watch him leave
- in living color bloopers

Today brella rella ella

Links:
- chocolate rain
- harland williams is awesome. awesome.
- superheros are gay (keep scrolling down)
- its a showdown
- undressing scarjo
- man vs. babies
- japan?
- stewie being gay
- booble

Today ay ay ay

Links:
- greatest falls in sports, jake brown tribute
- man chair
- latinos without makeup. i hate jennifer lopez
- bloons part III. these get hard (game)

thats it.

Today the 6th

Links:
- "hey there delilah" the original version
- mexico city
- jake brown spill at x-games
- the music makes it good
- this relationship has potential
- finally! military sign language decoded!
- he's probably high
- where are all these hot brits coming from?
- nerdy but cool
- looks pretty good
- robot chicken star wars edition

pic:

Today the 6th

today the day

Links:
- greatest. music. video. ever.
- hardly working (bunch of videos). good stuff
- the japanese are very organized
- retarded running back
- commercial

pic:

shoot

Links:
- 14 yr olds letter. turn on your volume. fantastic.
- good site
- 12 kinds of ads. (navigation at bottom)
- web 2.0 meets porn
- lohan even hot in mugshot. beaker, likewise.
- hockey hits
- kinda funny
- daily nudity
- phillipines jails are different... and gayer
- caroline something

pic:

Today booga booga

Links:
- dirty car art (not "dirty")
- most expensive celeb pictures
- lohan bikini
- cut out the middle man
- blonde
- dave matthews is psychic
- sexiest simpsons
- colbert/moore
- katherine heigl
- good site
- naked hot girl
- good sports reel
- simpsons movie clips

pic:

Today the 20th

Links:
- american education
- don't know what the sign sign, but i'm guessing: VIDEO GAMES
- Ho-Lee-Crap. (NSFW)
- holeecrap the 2nd. (NSFW)
-

Today the 11th

Links:
- kung fu baby - awesome
- like boobs?? (NSFW)
- top gear world cup - cool
- dog shock collar

Try these google tricks:
(click "feel lucky" after typing these in to google)
- google 133t
- google loco
- google gothic
- ewmew fudd
- xx-klingon
- xx-piglatin
- google easter egg

pic:

Blah

Not in the mood today, so here's
girls taking pictures of themselves (NSFW)

Blah blah the blah

The list edition:
- borat
- transformers
- rappers
- "that guys" (1 & 2 are the best)
- swearing
- band names
- 80's girlfriends
- google
- 30 rock
- cartoon themes
- sopranos

pic:

Today the blah blah

Links:
- best hockey fight ever?
- americans are wicked awesome.
- 10 best dunks? try to understand what barkley and the rest are saying
- worst boob jobs
- girl next door
- japan is the best place to be
- classic
- something like, but not necessarily, shindlers list
- red footy pajamas. instant classic

- trailer

pic:

Today the 3rd

Links:
- wikibenoit
- conchords: most beautiful girl
- closeups of very old people
- brilliant 7-11 marketing ploy
- rhianna is obviously on the cutting edge
- real reason for ED
- adam corrola is humerous
- for the colbert nation!!
- hang on for dear life (click on pics)
- strange and also good
- call someone who cares
- moms ruin lives

- trailer

pic:

Today the 28th

Links:
- repost: new apple product. too funny.
- for every 100 girls...
- string simpsons
- the 10 most bizzare people on earth.
- best caller on the shopping network.
- jewel of atlantis. game
- vision test
- unbelievable impersonator
- even japanese gorillas are funny

- paris on larry king (pt.2 etc. on right of vid)

pic:

Today the 27th

Links:
- will farrell, good cop...
- scientologists
- jon stewart v. dick cheney
- girl next door
- laser magician
- ollie williams!!!

- trailer

pic:

Today the 26th

late additions:
- the colbert bump
- a brilliant reason to watch the stupid "age of love"
- top 10 sports blow-ups

Links:
- history of apple in 50 pics
- zip line
- the conchord guys. pretty funny
- some people are retarded
- japanese people are still funny


pic:

Today the 25th

Links:
- read this.
- marissa miller
- homer's spider pig.
- more jessica biel
- french beatboxer
- orange block game. it's ok
- educational: how to give a massage
- new apple product
- best martial artists EVER

pic:

SPECIAL ADDITION

THIS is all you need today:

- NSFW

Today the 20th

this is all you need today:

- sicko

Today the 19th

late additions:
- the rocketeer

Links:
- this is fantastic... fire in the hole!
- super hot columbian from entourage
- photography tips
- think you're strong?
- girl next door
- why not just get naked in the park (nsfw)
- gotta love UK mags (nsfw)
- why dogs attack their owners
- this has to be fake, but its still neat
- basketball is dumm

- trailer

pic:

Today the 18th

Links:
- LOST plane crash events. cool.
- reminer how season 3 ended.
- lostpedia

- spears is a genius. plus some nice pics at bottom
- something about this store name isn't right
- word game. not bad.
- pen spinners
- a new game called basket-ball

- trailer

pic:

Today is real

Kelly Clarkson is short, fat, and super ugly.

here's how they make her look in ELLE Magazine:




















Now here's is how the pig looks in real life:






































I'm so sick of magazines and American media selling everyone FAKE SHIT.
FUCK OFF!

Today the 15th

Links:
- jessica alba fans (not really one)
- same as above
- shadow sculptures. pretty cool
- great names
- old classic
- pretty cool game. spacebar to start. shift to jump. jump up walls.
- kid uses dr. phil to punk some woman
- this is why i don't hang out with elephants

- trailer (turtle with no NY hat)

pic:

Today the 14th

Links:
- greatest music video ever????
- invade iran!
- funny and wrong
- cool place to work?
- 6 yr old singer. hot brit judge
- girl next door
- triumph at the tony's
- new twist to old fav game
- daily show on UFC

- trailer

pic:

Today the 13th

Links:
- VERY adictive quiz/game

...that should get you through the day.

pic:

Today the 12th

Links:
- fox news on the past
- facts
- girl next door
- opera singer on some simon cowell show
- real estate agent nightmare

i have stuff to do - that's it for now.

pic:

Today the 11th

Links:
- UNREAL! people should REALLY not be able to do this.
- insane part 2
- best 7 yr old ever
- pretty funny gorilla prank
- sawyer SOB
- revenge of the nerds mtv style
- tyson was badass in his day
- interesting: the 25 most popular blogs
- best paid ceo's
- anne hathaway nude scene
- base jumping meets flying. cool.
- human tetris. oh those crazy japanese. HILLARIOUS!
- a new game we have to play!!
- a little jenna bio.

- trailer (jessica biel is very very hot)

pic:

Today the 8th

Links:
- the difference makeup makes
- scrubs fans will like this one. good show.
- powdered beer
- wireless electricity. interesting.
- 50 things to know by 50
- paris has good lawyers
- guy got his balls removed. funny
- kimmel vs. spelling bee champ
- pass out prank.
- but can he 'bend it' like 'beckham'

- trailer

pic:

Today the 7th

Links:
- brilliant. 2 on 1 guitar. best song ever
- powerpoint presentations
- the new lois lane
- top 100 sexiest women according to lesbians
- kid drummer
- the video history of video games
- farley was a genius
- in case you missed farrel and cohen
- reason not to home school, or be a cnn anchor
- heyyyyy yooooou gguuuuuys
- dennis hoff and the bunny ranch (NSFW!!!)
- amster-dam thats a lot of naked people
- dumbest people on the planet
- skateboard weirdo

- trailer

pic:

Today the 6th

Links:
- this is nuts, and cool, and scary, and awesome.
- love americans
- love americans 2
- the best job ever?
- useless body parts
- allison stokke, the polevaulter
- wait... best job ever??
- brooke burk is single again
- great moments in burping
- accident waiting to happen
- kangaroos fight like dudes
- girls are actually pretty stupid, and funny
- great company logos
- this is fantastic. love japanses tv shows.
- women! must read this!!
- best addict ever
- cow dumped into lions den

- trailer

pic:

Today the 5th

Links:
- WOW. very cool. future computer
- the polish anne frank discovered. interesting article
- another photoshopped hottie
- great commercial
- well adjusted manager
- don cherry and scott thompson
- cool tool
- jessica biel hot all the time
- not sure why, but ok
- erica
- t-shirt site
- lindsay lohan is normal

- trailer

pic:

Today the "so you think you can dance" special

- guy with disability
- hip hopper gets second chance to show if he can "swing"
- hok
- crazy dude
- super good 18 yr old
- clogging
- not from the show, but insane
- dude named musa
- popper guy
- and the winner is... this chick

Today the 4th

Links:
- the engagement ring myth
- beer can art
- tiny animals on your finger
- april scott
- buisness is looking up (nsfw)
- if you aren't familiar: home movies
- hot chick faceplant
- chris angel, wtf?
- don't mess with swat
- how to run a website
- haircuts
- 30,000 sq ft. house

- trailer

pic:

Today the 31st

Links:
- why didn't someone think of this sooner?
- gotta love americans
- lech lehizdayen
- cheating on your wife stats
- terrorists care
- old cop classic. love it.
- gotta love americans, still.
- gotta love americans...
- enjoy your life, you never know when you could get...
- this is re-tar-ded. watch if you have kids.

- trailer. awesome!

pic:

Today the 30th

Links: (n.b. not explaining anything to anthony)
- hottest older chick: heather locklear
- don't call in sick if you work for conan. too funny
- lindsay hitting an all-time new low-han
- most exciting play in baseball
- was galileo right?
- best backflipper ever!!!
- typing game
- classic bush
- cat fight. reerrrr
- dimitri martin is funny

- trailer

pic:

Today the 29th

Links:
- san fran after the 1906 earthquake (zoom)
- google in 20 years
- clip from 'knocked-up' (instant classic!)
- CILF
- stripper practice
- kid that gets beat up a lot
- muppets nwa
- japanese pranks
- how to solve a rubiks cube

- trailer

pic:

Today the 28th

Links:
- buy me a panda (video)
- idiot of the day
- classic stewart/colbert
- i love lindsay lohan
- ostrich people
- wifi finder for mac os x
- woman that takes less than 2 hrs getting ready
- not really sure, but pretty funny (game?)

- trailer

Pic:

Today the 24th

Links:
- catherine bell
- good t's site
- sitcom blue print
- jessica biel's top 3 moments
- top 10 os x tweeks
- classic humiliation
- in case you didn't see this... pretty funny
- startup combos for intel macs

Trailer

Pic:

Today the 23rd

Links:
- google tricks
- lost ipod game
- no relation look alikes
- only 7 names remaining
- hassle-spoof
- hicks rule
- the interrupter
- sopran-oh
- ninjas don't joke
- shooter game

- trailer o' day

Pic:

Today the 22nd

Links:
- Favre demands a trade
- great soccer field (pic)
- spoiler t-shirt
- signs
- another game to waste your life
- tetris like game

Trailer:
- new transformer trailer

Pic: